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(no subject) [Mar. 19th, 2004|06:20 pm]
In Maura We Stalk

[mood |scaredscared]

Maura said she was coming over tonight, but that was like twelve minutes ago! It's getting dark out. Where is she?
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Mi nuevo community de Degrassi [Nov. 17th, 2003|01:08 am]
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[mood |excitedexcited]

Check out my new Degrassi claiming community claim_degrassi

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe it is the only Degrassi claiming community at this time.

Claim your favorite Degrassi characters, actors, scenes, episodes, lines, props, body parts, sets, costumes, or anything Degrassi-related.
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Look Maura, an entry about you. [Oct. 24th, 2003|11:08 pm]
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[mood |annoyedannoyed]

Maura, don't stand people up. You do it all the time and it is just shitty. People would much rather have you call and say you don't want to come than to have no warning and then lame excuses later. You have a cell phone dearie. It would not have been hard to give me a ring.

Your punishment is that I am signed on your name right now, not allowing you to sign on.

P.S. If you can you should still come over. I miss you. We can have a slumber make out party. Call me and I'll sign off. Of course, you won't be able to read this until I sign off and let you sign on, so that last statement was pointless. As was that one.
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plus she had glitter on. *rapes arm* [Aug. 17th, 2003|01:46 pm]
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[mood |accomplishedaccomplished]
[music |beyonce]

last night i went to exxon and bought MAURA orange-pineapple juice, tied a pretty pink bow around it, wrote and attached a cute note and then brought it to her house at 1:30 in the morning.
that, my fellow stalkers, is love.


please note also that i made an icon especially for this community. wheeee!
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(no subject) [Aug. 5th, 2003|12:47 am]
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[mood |maura-loving]
[music |ace of base. for maura. always.]

i want more o' maura!

hey remember that time we hung out today? oh wait. nooo! cause you never called me!
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(no subject) [Jun. 30th, 2003|12:20 pm]
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[mood |MAURA]


i dig her more than anyone. SO SHOVE IT.
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(no subject) [May. 8th, 2003|10:43 am]
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mmmm mauraaaa. i love her! how about everyone else.
i could sure go for tons of maura.
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Maura has left me! [Apr. 25th, 2003|12:48 am]
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[mood |creepy]
[music |Maura's breath...]

Join the stalk-a-rama!

Irene(old lady): She just up and left one day! *screams* *kicks dog*

Mikey(dog): I wear sweaters and get kicked. I love Maura.

Anonymous(creep): She was all like "Wanna not watch me sleep?" but I just couldn't help myself.

Noelle: Day 237 of year 16 in the life of Maura; Maura ate all day. Dan ate twice. I think Maura starves him. She sure is great. Dan sure is skinny.

Sully-Boo WIlbur: She just kicked me out of her room one day and said I was evil, but what she doesn't know is that I still sit outside her door at night and listen to her breathe and masturbate occasionally. I havent made out with Dan in a while... hmmm... woof.

Neighbor: I stalked Maura for a few weeks, it started to feel like a competition though when her other stalkers were trespassing on my lawn to look in her window... they stole my newspaper a few times too. That just isnt cool.

Dan Schap: I stalk Maura but I only do it to get closer to Nate. I havent made out with SUlly in a while... hmmm...

Flock of birds: *swoops* *kills dan and maura on a regular basis under Irene's command* Cawwww Cawwwwwwww.

Katherine Zeta-Jones: She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me, she loves me not...

We can help you!
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